What If I Die?

WIFE:          "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND:    "Definitely not!"
WIFE:            "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND:    "Of course I do."
WIFE:            "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND:    "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE:           "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:    (makes audible groan).
WIFE:            "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND:    "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE:            "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND:    "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE:            "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND:    "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE:            "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND:    "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE:           "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND:    "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE:           - - - silence - -
HUSBAND:    "Fuck!"