TWELVE PRIESTS AND THE NAKED DANCER

Twelve priests were about to be ordained.  The final test was for them to

line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and

beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that

anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be

ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests

until she got to the final priest (Carlos).  As she danced, his bell began

to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.

Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up.

Then, all the other bells started to ring............